Your fake orgasm matters to me “this” much
Caution before you continue reading, this post contains frank talk about sex and some TMI information into some of my sexual practices. If you’ve ever thought about sleeping with me, please save yourself and read no further, if you have slept with me sorry about that send me the dry cleaning bill, but that might have been the best three minutes of your life…. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
I finished reading this excellent post from TAN about making women orgasm and how manly that can make a man feel. Another point was how much hotter a woman gets when she climaxes. Inevitably we get to the comment section where some ladies want to point out that often girls fake it. This ignites an “oh snap, you tell it girlfriend” moment that women usually have to empower themselves when they’re talking about sex. The other time is usually when they talk about small penises.
Truth be told, a woman faking her orgasm with me does not bother me or most guys I know whatsoever. I usually don’t start caring about pleasing her till after the fifth bang or if I feel she might be relationship worthy. But if I just met you on $2 beer night at Lucky Bar, I don’t owe you an orgasm (hell I don’t even owe you my real name). Your’s is just a consolation prize. It ranks up there on my to do list right below shaving my balls and above finding a woman with good credit to love me.
The first five times is to simply see how much punishment the girl can take, what her boundaries are if she has any. I look for any signs that she might not be able to fully fulfill all my sexual needs. Little phrases like, “Don’t get any on my clothes, don’t get any in my hair, not that hole, the ropes are too tight, I can’t breath with this plastic bag on my face, don’t call me Kim Kar”. After that I’ll start doing little things to show that her feelings and enjoyment are important to me. Like remembering her name or not falling asleep on top of her after I finish. It’s the little things ladies.
It’s kind of cute though that some women think so much of themselves to actually try and fake it with a guy. Especially on a one night stand where the guy has probably seen better acting in Just My Luck. I mean what’s a guy thinking when he picks up a girl in a bar
A) Wow, I connect with this girl on such a deep mental and spiritual level, I can’t wait to take her home and connect with her physically giving her much pleasure OR
B) Look three holes
Take your time ladies this could be a trick question.
Don’t get me wrong, I do partially understand the mental complexities involved with a woman’s orgasm (ie: it’s just not about sex). Apparently there are some women out there who are unable to orgasm from regular (penetrating) sex. Part of me likes to imagine that they had a bicycle seat accident as a small child or in a pass life they were paraplegics. That kind of makes the sex hotter. I’m just lucky enough to have been blessed with the gentle hands of God (they know how to bring the thunder). If I like a girl enough, of course I’ll work at it. Hell, I’ll even put on a red Wendy’s wig and come up screaming, “it’s delicious”!
In all honesty, no man can claim to fully understand the inner workings of a woman orgasm. I mean the orgasm is strange, wonderful, mystical place but so was the fucking Labyrinth staring David Bowie and I don’t have that much time to waste. Ultimately your orgasm is up to you. You can lay there and think about your rent, if I’ll call you the next day or ever, how much longer you’re supposed to be holding this handstand, and how awkwardly slutty you’re going to feel in the morning when you realize you went home with a guy because he thought you looked cute in your Tory Burch Reva ballet flats. Or you can relax, let go, enjoy, and “take it like a champ”.
So fake it all you want, fake it till the cows come home. Ima just go with it and keep pretending you’re really your hotter, skinnier best friend with the bigger boobs and a phatty. Oh wait, you actually thought you were my first choice… at last call…. Awww now that’s precious
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